The Chaos to Calm Marketing Method

Turn marketing chaos into a predictable sales system.

Double your income, rock your launches, and still have time for travel and fun!
 Ready to unleash your inner marketing maven? Let’s tame the chaos together!

“Megan helped me realize a ton of new ways to market my business through workshops and thought leadership posts, and I finally became consistent with my marketing! Plus, she’s a continuously calm presence in my business - you will feel so supported.”

~ Dana Owens, Case Study Writer & Strategist

Tired of feeling overwhelmed by your marketing with nothing to show for it?

Does this sound like you?

When business is gooooood, you’re so busy you ditch all marketing efforts, but when famine hits, you’re worried about the next customer.

You’re tired of trying to figure out how to sell on Instagram because that damn algorithm is always changing and you’re just postin’ and prayin’ it works.

You’re throwing spaghetti at the wall when it comes to your content and hoping something sticks - and nothing really does.

You’re a genius at what you do, hella creative, and you hate monotony and routines, so putting structure into your business sounds equally like the solution to all your problems and your worst nightmare.


Ready to jump off the marketing hot mess express?

Here’s what life looks like when your marketing isn’t a continual task on your to-do list…

With me by your side, you’ll create a juicy marketing plan for your business that you can put on rinse and repeat. It sells for you, making your job that much easier, because seriously, Ken’s job may be Beach, but your job is NOT Social Media.

In as little as 12 weeks, you’ll:

  • Know exactly where your business is going through 2025 and how you’ll exceed your income goals. (Yes, I said EXCEED!)

  • Be so organized about your marketing that you’ll make Monica Geller jealous.

  • Have a treasure trove of one-of-a-kind marketing content at your fingertips, full of uniquely yours posts, newsletters, freebies for your email list, and more.

  • Enjoy the freedom of knowing you’ve got your next 4 weeks of Instagram posts and emails scheduled so you can focus on what you LOVE doing - not wasting hours on social media.

  • Finally work that 4-day workweek you’ve been lusting after.

  • And make sales while you’re making dinner!

I’m sharing exactly how to create a rock-solid foundation for your marketing and sales so the leads just flow in and you get to ride the wave of abundance!

Are you ready?

Introducing The Chaos to Calm Marketing Method Program!

Say goodbye to marketing chaos and hello to effortless sales.

Are you ready, girl?

My one-hour workshop brought in $28,800 in new business!

“I’m not an organized person or consistent about anything in my life. Structure is not my thing - so anything that requires structure usually doesn’t end up happening. Megan helped me create lead magnets like a one-hour workshop that brought in $28,800 in new business!

- Jill Keuth, Life Coach for Women

By the end of this program, you’ll be making consistent sales with magnetic marketing that sells for you!

Your treasure map to unlimited marketing potential includes:

  • Your Cosmic Business Blueprint - Let's dive into your unique strengths, astrology blueprint, and business flow to see what’s working and where the magic can grow.

    • We’ll map out your promotions, sales, launches, and events for the year ahead, so you can ride those waves with more predictability and ease!

    • You’ll have a full understanding of what works and what doesn’t in your current marketing plan, so we can create a focused strategy and build extra time into executing it so you never feel rushed!

  • Aligned Business Portal - I’ll create your go-to business hub where all your promotion calendars, marketing assets, and email copy are organized in one easy-to-access spot. No more feeling like Indiana Jones, hunting for what you need—it’s all in one place, ready to roll!

  • Customer Journey Magic - No more guessing games when it comes to your offerings!

    • Chart your customers’ journey from their first interaction with your business through the sale and beyond.

    • We’ll create a no-fuss customer ecosystem that keeps them coming back for more and turning into lifelong fans who can’t stop raving about you!

  • Craft Your Powerhouse Posts, Blogs, and More - No need to be a pro content creator or a “wordsmith” to build your Powerhouse Pieces!

    • Together, we’ll turn your ideas into a gorgeous strategy and calendar for your social media and email lists so you never run out of marketing ideas.

    • Plus, I’ll make sure each blog is SEO keyworded so that they do a ton of the heavy lifting on your website - to drive customers to your amazing products organically through Google search.

  • Create Your Content Treasure Trove - Transform and alchemize those Powerhouse Pieces into lead-generating content that keeps your marketing on autopilot.

    • You’ll be able to schedule the next 4 weeks of content in under an hour!

Ready to go from hot mess to calm, cool, and collected?

Here’s What My Clients Have to Say!

It works for them, and it’ll work for you! Are you ready to shine?

Here’s everything you get when you join.

  • 12 LIVE Group Sessions so you stay on top of your goals. (Recorded for later viewing)

  • Done-with-you blog writing from an SEO expert to create 5 Powerhouse Pieces of content we’ll use to create a deeper understanding for your ideal clients and boost your Google rankings. No more of your clients guessing what you do!

  • Customized Marketing Dashboard with your unique links and documents in one place. It’s ADHD proof!

  • AI prompts to write Instagram & LinkedIn posts in 5 minutes and emails in 15, drive eager customers to your website, generate leads, and increase your order totals!

  • Personalized guidance and gentle feedback on ALL your work.

  • Powerful templates for social media posts, newsletters, and email freebies to maximize your business’s selling potential.

  • Step-by-step strategies for marketing your new product launches and promotions so your energy is focused on the right moves at the right time.

  • ADHD/Scattered business owner-proof rinse-and-repeat system that takes the guesswork out of talking about what you do.

  • Library of video tutorials, workshops, and templates so that you can choose the marketing approaches that work best for you.

And all with me right by your side every step of the way and a gorgeous networking community to boot!

Are you ready to make waves?

This program is for you if you’re ready to attract clients and customers on repeat, using a lead-gen system that’s smooth as butter.

🪄The Chaos to Calm Marketing Method is like Cinderella finding her glass slipper if…🪄

🦄 You’re done with the constant marketing struggle - figuring out what to post, when to post, and where your ideal customers hang out online - and ready for some ease.

🦄 You need structure but rebel against anything that feels like a boring routine.

🦄 You’re craving a “second brain” in your business to handle marketing and lead-gen, so you can focus on the fun stuff.

🦄 You’re chasing that mythical work/life balance unicorn (spoiler alert: it’s real, and we can catch it!).

🦄 You’re looking for a community of heart-led, creativity, and neurospicy business owners to network with and make friends.

🚫This program is NOT for you if…🚫

🚫 You roll your eyes at mixing intuition with strategy.

🚫 Magic and inviting your Business Guides in feels a little too woo for your taste.

🚫 You’re all about that “bro marketing” life, with its flashy, curated perfection and #HustleHard vibes.

🚫 You’re not open to changing your systems for better solutions.

🚫 You like to do everything last minute.

Are you ready to calm the chaos and make sales while making your morning coffee?

The #1 reason this program gets results?

Working with me is like outsourcing your marketing brain so you have to think less and get to be creative more!

I’m here to help you carry the load so you feel less alone.

🔮Expert Guidance

Tap into my 15+ years of business-savvy, MBA-backed strategies and real-world experience. This isn’t theory; it’s industry-tested brilliance for your biz.

🔮Industry Experience

From big shots like IBM and FedEx to the solopreneurs launching their first e-commerce site, I’ve seen it all—and I get what it’s like to be a creative business owner trying to do it all.

🔮AI-Powered Systems

As a fellow neurospicy creative, I’m all about shortcuts that save 90% of your time without losing your unique voice. Because who has time for busywork when there’s brilliance to be shared?

🔮Nonjudgmental Support

Whether you're a business owner, mom, friend, sister, or just trying to human, I've got you. No judgment, no pressure—just meeting you where you are, exactly as you are.

🔮Empath & Introvert Friendly

If cheesy marketing dances and TEDx vibes make you cringe, you're in the right place. This is a no-fluff zone for HSPs, introverts, and ADHDers alike.

🔮Intuitive & Magically-Minded

You’re getting access to a marketing expert and a certified divination witch, Reiki healer, and Happiness Life Coach. So, yep, we’ll be mixing strategy with a little bit of magic.

Say goodbye to marketing burnout—step into ease and structure now!

“Megan helped me expand my business by working with me to test pricing and identify campaigns for my course launches. It was a breath of fresh air compared to bro-dude marketing tactics I worked with in corporate.”

- Ellen Watkins, Artist & Trainer

“Megan helped my client, who was stuck after almost a year of feeling overwhelmed. Within two months, the client had marketing strategies in place - including an email list, landing pages, lead magnets, and a clear understanding of her audience and services.”

- Khara Wolf - Squarespace Website Designer

Your business’s transformation is just a click away!

Only $2,000 for a lifetime of impact!

Chaos to Calm Marketing Method

Investment: $2,000 or 3x $667 USD

🦄 Full Program Access

🦄 Personalized Feedback & Support for 3 months

🦄 Access to Library of Resources

Tired of winging it?

Get a second brain for your business - enroll now!

VIP Experience:

Chaos to Calm AMPLIFIED

Amplify your experience with these VIP perks…

6 Biweekly Reiki Energy Clearing Sessions

Say goodbye to overwhelm and burnout with biweekly energy-clearing Reiki sessions that keep you grounded and aligned as you navigate your business journey.

SOS Hot Mess Meltdown Calls

Because business ownership (and life) can sometimes feel like too much. When you’re spiraling, you get last-minute, on-demand access to real-time support that helps you find your center and refocus via WhatsApp voice messages and 30-minute Google Meet calls as needed (limit 2 30-minute calls/week).

3 Bonus Power Hour 1:1 Sessions

  1. Brainstorm Like a Boss: One hour of strategic idea-storming to help you map out your marketing strategy and how you’ll execute it.

  2. Creative Workshopping: Bring your posts, emails, lead magnets, or product ideas to the table, and we’ll workshop them into irresistibly sellable gems.

  3. Quarterly Planning Session: We’ll carve out the next 90 days for your biz with intention, so you know exactly what steps to take and when.

This offer is perfect for you if you're craving more personalized support, energy balance, and the ability to stay on track while also handling the inevitable "hot mess" moments.

Investment: $4,000 or 3x $1,334 USD

Magic + Marketing = Success.

Ready for your transformation? Start now!

Hi, I’m Megan! Your marketing second brain.


Innovation-obsessed marketing maven, mom to a trans man and rescue pup, lover of tacos, tarot, and true crime podcasts.

I help my clients double their income through consistent marketing and lead gen so they can travel when they want, get lovingly choosy about their clients, and make money while making their morning coffee.

With over 15 years of business ownership and a client list that includes IBM, FedEx, and Sabre, I’ve helped businesses of all sizes achieve consistency and predictable sales. Armed with a Master’s in military history, an MBA focused on Women in Leadership, and a reputation as “the most mathematical witch I’ve ever met” according to one client, I bring both strategic insight and magic to my clients’ businesses. 

I’ve led $30,000 kickoff events and helped launch $50,000 programs and e-commerce campaigns, helping clients pull in $45,000 a month, month after month. My clients have built Instagram followings of 63k, launched award-winning podcasts that generate fun and easy leads, and secured columns in international magazines as experts in their field.


Your customers are waiting! Are you ready?

Got Questions? I’ve Got Answers…

I don’t like routines—will this program still work for me?

Absolutely! The Chaos to Calm Marketing Method is designed for people who hate rigid routines. We create flexible structures that allow for freedom and flow, so you can stay consistent without feeling boxed in.

I’m not tech-savvy—will I struggle with implementing the marketing systems?

Not at all! I break down everything step-by-step, making it easy to implement, even if you're not a tech wizard. Plus, with my support, you'll feel confident every step of the way.

I’ve tried marketing programs before, but they didn’t work—how is this different?

First and foremost, this group program includes 1:1 attention and feedback, so you get my energy and expertise specifically for YOUR business in addition to the group calls.

The Chaos to Calm program also isn’t about cookie-cutter strategies or "bro marketing" hustle culture. It’s tailored to your unique strengths, with a focus on intuitive guidance, ease, and balance. You’re not a number - you’re a unique, creative, and resourceful business owner and I will treat you like one!

Plus, we build a rinse-and-repeat system that you can actually stick with.

I don’t have a lot of time—will this take up too much of my day?

The beauty of this program is that we set up a marketing system that saves you time. Once it's in place, you’ll spend far less time on marketing while seeing better results. It’s designed for busy business owners like you.

Is the investment worth it?

The Chaos to Calm Marketing Method is designed to create a long-term impact, helping you become consistent in your marketing and streamline your sales. Past clients have seen $30,000+ launches and consistent, predictable income from their efforts—so the return on investment can be huge.

What if I need help beyond the program?

I’ve got you covered! My VIP option includes additional support like biweekly Reiki sessions, SOS Hot Mess Meltdown Calls for emergencies, and 3 one-on-one calls for brainstorming and planning. You’ll never feel like you’re going at it alone.

And most of my clients choose to work with me for years at a time, so we can always extend our work together after our initial 3 months.

Will this work for my business type?

Yes! Whether you’re a product-based business, service provider, or creative entrepreneur, the system is flexible and adaptable to suit your needs. The focus is on building a marketing foundation that aligns with you and your business goals.

How soon can I expect results?

Results vary depending on where you are in your business, but many clients start seeing progress and clarity within the first month. Consistency is key, and this program helps you build a foundation that leads to long-term success.

Ditch the hustle, embrace the flow—join Chaos to Calm today!

Worried About the Investment?

Here’s why it will pay off!

If you hate routine…

I’ve got you, girl. Structure and routine are NOT the same thing. And the Chaos to Calm Marketing Method is designed to run largely on its own. So you can create a fun Reel here and there when you feel inspired, not based on some arbitrary schedule or routine!

If you’ve invested in marketing before and it didn’t pay off…

Most marketing programs use a one-size-fits-all approach that’s vague and confusing (trust me, I’ve been in them too!). The Chaos to Calm Marketing Method is tailored to your strengths, business, and goals, blending intuitive guidance with proven marketing strategies. It will work for you because it’s created FOR you!

If you feel like you can do this all on your own…

You totally can! There’s a plethora of YouTube videos, free PDFs, and Udemy courses out there. But free advice online is built for general information and doesn’t take your business or - more importantly - your ideal clients into consideration.

If you’re worried you won’t get results…

Results come from both the strategy and the execution. I’m here to make sure you’re implementing everything correctly and consistently. The system I build for you is designed to set you up for long-term success too, so you’ll get some quick wins in, and the longer you use it, the more success you’ll see over the months and years to come.

Let’s get you the consistent sales you’re craving - in just 12 weeks!